Can’t let British people have air conditioning because first they’d call it something twee like “the climate fixer” and then in 20 years they’ll call it “the climb” or “the climmy”
French kids would call it “le climot”, frustrating language officials who would prefer they call it “machine pour le contrôle du climat froide à l'interieure de l'édifice”
As a person living in Britain, I’ll bloody well call it whatever you want if it means I can sleep without having to replace my mattress with a massive sponge. I might even stoop to ‘Freedom Eagle Heat Eliminator 3000’ or whatever you lot across the pond like to use for product names these days.
