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The Name of the Doctor

languageoftime:

They call him “the Doctor”. But he was lying when he said he didn’t know why.

Rule one: the Doctor lies.

But there is one thing he does not lie about, and ironically it is the one thing which is always assumed false. The Doctor has never lied about his name.

Of course, his birth name isn’t “Doctor”.  But his birth name means nothing. It is a remnant of a bygone age, of a people lost to time, and a cruel reminder of a home he will never again see.

“Doctor” is his true name, the one word in all the languages of the universe that comes closest to defining who he is.

“Doctor” has come to mean many things, in many languages. Soldier, hope, predator, madman. Lonely god. These are all part of him, and “doctor” means them all.

In English, a doctor is a healer. This is how his human companions perceive him; a healer of worlds, one who saves lives. One who “makes people better”.

But “doctor” has another meaning, one which is often overlooked. “Doctor” means to meddle, interfere, change.  And this is also who he is. He is one who will not simply stand and watch time unfold. Not when there are children crying.

He is a soldier, he is hope, he is the predator and he is a madman. He is a lonely god.

He is a healer, and he is a meddler.

His true name is the one word which encompasses everything he is.

And that word is Doctor.

4 days ago on May 15th, 2013 | J | 50 notes

hellotailor:

the only way i’m gonna care about this pointless and anticlimactic “The Doctor’s Name!!!” story arc is if someone in the Doctor Who season finale is all:

“After centuries of traveling through space and time, we have finally found the Doctor’s true name: CLARA OSWIN OSWALD.”

then the Doctor freaks out and runs into a wall and regenerates into Clara, who’s all, “Huh, I guess this is why I kept having weird dreams about past lives!” and suddenly the Doctor’s creepy, patronising attitude towards Clara takes on a hilariously incestuous new meaning.

then then entirety of season 8 is just Clara-the-Doctor going on cool space adventures, with a bunch of cool new assistants.

5 days ago on May 13th, 2013 | J | 213 notes

casbutt-butt:

forevercryingbecausemerlin:

burdenedwithgloriousmoustache221:

allyson-wonderlnd:

dawnsblade:

allyson-wonderlnd:

So Matt Smith is really the 12th Doctor. We are going to have to change our tags.

Wait, what? What did I miss?!

For the 50th, John Hurt is coming on as the 9th regeneration that the doctor has forgotten about. He forgets because of the time war and all the trauma that came with it. Which makes 9 10, 10 11, and 11 12. http://www.tv3.ie/entertainment_article.php?locID=1.803.813&article=103035

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whAT

nO

6 days ago on May 13th, 2013 | J | 967 notes

Doctor Who Cares? - A spinoff in which all is right with the ladies’ storylines and they take custody of the TARDIS every weekend to explore the universe together, defeating misogyny and laughing along the way

1 week ago on May 11th, 2013 | J | 39,073 notes

Doctor Who meme | undernoticed quotes | (1/?) | The God Complex

“I’d forgotten not all victories are about saving the universe”

1 week ago on May 10th, 2013 | J | 37,551 notes

indeathmayibetriumphant:

He should open every sentence like this, I’m the Doctor, I’m a Timelord, I’m from the planet Gallifrey, In the constellation of Kasterborus, I’m 903 years old, and I’m the man who is gonna order a pumkin spice chai tea because it’s quite chilly out and I enjoy those flavors in autumn.

1 week ago on May 9th, 2013 | J | 52,561 notes

i-like-to-fangirl:

doctorwho:

Doctor Who Alternate Universe - “I could ask you the same question, Doctor.”
The Doctor runs into Sally Sparrow on a trip to the roaring twenties.

elphabaforpresidentofgallifrey:

THE GODS OF FANDOM HAVE SMILED ON ME TODAY

I WAS IN THE MOVIE THEATER TODAY AND THE GREAT GATSBY TRAILER CAME ON AND I STOOD UP AND STARTED WAVING MY ARMS AND SCREAMING AT THE SCREEN AND I WAS LIKE “IT’S HER! IT’S HER! SHE’S IN DOCTOR WHO! HER, WITH THE WEEPING ANGELS! IT’S SALLY FREAKING SPARROW!!!” and then my friend pushed me down but the PERSON BEHIND ME SAID “DON’T BLINK”

1 week ago on May 8th, 2013 | J | 32,677 notes
It is important you don’t turn it into a fanfest. We can’t make this all about looking backwards.
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Moffat on not having any Classic Who Doctors on the 50th anniversary special. (X)

I’m not even that invested in DW, but now I’m mad for so many of its fans. I’m trying to liken it to what would happen if, say, he tried to pull this kind of shit with the Sherlock Holmes franchise and I just… I can’t imagine. It’s like the guy thinks everything that happened before his reign as show-runner didn’t count. I don’t understand how you make this kind of decision and still try to present yourself as someone who respects the history of the program you’re in charge of — the WHOLE history, not just the small corner of it you control. I know I whine a lot about Moffat but this kind of attitude is why I dislike the guy so much.

This is an anniversary of the entire show, not just the past ~8 years. This is a show spanning fifty years and he’s decided to focus on the most recent decade and few (cough most recently popular and therefore the most marketable cough) leading actors so as to not “look backwards” — this is a show about fucking time travel, it’s the most bullshit excuse to just do things your way and dismiss any criticism lobbed at you, I don’t.

I completely understand not wanting to cater to fans too much, because shows and writers that do this have a lot of problems in more ways than one, but I feel honestly with an anniversary, it should be different. An anniversary is about a good show and delivering to fans, a celebration. The fans are the reason this show even exists, why not cater to them just this one time, make them happy? Fans should walk away from a 50 year (FIFTY YEAR) anniversary feeling the full weight of the entire show, not just the 2005 reboot — it’s not a eight-year anniversary, come on. You can’t really get the full immensity of the weight of this show’s legacy with just two doctors. I know people are excited for Tennat to return, and I like Smith well enough myself, but… come on, two out of eleven and you want to call that a 50 year anniversary? I’m sure the actors will do just fine, but try a bit harder to pull your head out of your ass, Moffat, just try.

(via meggannn)

REALLY? REALLY MOFFAT? 

(via ginandthought)

moffat would you catch on fire please, thank you.

(via heatherbat)

1 week ago on May 6th, 2013 | J | 6,862 notes

221bbakerstreetis5by5:

georgies-pornshop:

slightlyoddmortalvampire:

littlemissdowney-jr:

vendi-cat-ed:

hunter-heart:

#ok im not even in the doctor who fandom but i must reblog this i cant

omFg I a m cRY

This makes me look at these things in a whole different light.

oh dear lord.. 

T h e s e w e r e r e a l p e o p l e ? 

Now we know what happens when we blink

1 week ago on May 6th, 2013 | J | 139,999 notes

doctor who meme: four brotps [2/4]
→ ten + donna

2 weeks ago on May 5th, 2013 | J | 2,719 notes

my-wintersoldier:

 #ROSE WHY AREN’T YOU IMPRESSED BY ME #I’M SO COOL #LOVE ME

2 weeks ago on May 2nd, 2013 | J | 47,774 notes
the-doctor-and-the-bad-wolf:

oddthesungod:

what is my life

a fantastic chain of events that led to this masterpiece

the-doctor-and-the-bad-wolf:

oddthesungod:

what is my life

a fantastic chain of events that led to this masterpiece

2 weeks ago on May 1st, 2013 | J | 9,618 notes

genderikari:

drunk with power, steven moffat declares that the doctor’s name is “steven moffat”

2 weeks ago on May 1st, 2013 | J | 38,595 notes

Other People’s Pets

youlighttheskyfanfiction:

abadplanwellexecuted:

Note: This is total crack.  Reposted from Teaspoon.  Rose/Nine

Rose keeps the Dalek instead of Adam.  The Doctor is not amused.

Ch. 1 — How Much is that Dalek in the Window?

“ROSE…GIVE ME ORDERS…ORDER ME TO DIE,” croaked the Dalek from within its metal armor, one tiny shaft of sunlight illuminating its tiny, octopus-like body.  From across the room, the Doctor looked on, stunned.

“I can’t do that,” said Rose, shaking her head.  “Suicide’s never the answer.  You’ve got to give life a chance.”  And with that, she reached into the metal casing of the Dalek. 

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Guys so this is the best Doctor Who crack fic ever. Just go read everything by abadplanwellexecuted. Go. Go. GOOOOOO (dies from feels)

It also has an epilouge here

2 weeks ago on April 29th, 2013 | J | 30 notes

dduane:

fuckin-man-suit:

by Megan Lara and Omega Man 5000

Wow, these are lovely…

2 weeks ago on April 28th, 2013 | J | 37,425 notes