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iprayforangels:

suddin:

ectricark:

imsirius:

#THEY DON’T WRITE EM LIKE THIS ANYMORE

[echoes of eleven blowing up cybermen to get information in the distance]

People who don’t love Nine are the dumbest.

People think that Nine is dark sullen and a killer. They’re wrong. Nine not dark. He’s light and happy and in love. He wear a leather jacket and is the closest Doctor the the Time War but he is not dark. He is a light person who is fighting his dark past. He knows what he’s done and is fighting to right his wrongs. He just wants everyone to live.

Eleven on the other hand is the exact opposite. People think he’s a puppy in a fez. They’re wrong. He is not happy and joyful. He’s careless. He is having adventures while ruining lives and killing people. He is the man who forgets. He has forgotten the pain he felt after what he did and now is so comfortable killing.

He doesn’t remember Nine. Nine, the Doctor with depression. Nine, the Doctor who fell in love with an nineteen year old shop girl who didn’t need a magic back story to be special. Nine, the Doctor who went and saved his friends without killing. Nine, the Doctor who chose to lose instead of causing loss.

Nine chooses to give up being a god. Eleven pretends he is a god. Nine would make a merciful god. Eleven acts like a vengeful god. Nine is a puppy in a leather jacket. Eleven is a a killer in a fez.

4 months ago on June 21st, 2014 | J | 360,663 notes

themasterslover:

songofthestarwhale:

curlingwithmetaphor:

flobbylobsters:

spookyandthethief:

duessa:

sourcedumal:

lokiintheskywithdiamonds:

Doctor Who Meme ✖ [1/9] Scenes

Sonnet 18

I love the look on Martha’s face.

Because I bet she read that Sonnet when she was in school.

And the realization that that fucking sonnet is going to be about HER RADIANT BLACK BEAUTY!!!

Martha Fucking Jones gets POETRY written for her that lasts through the ages.

YAAASSSS

The Doctor’s faces are killing me!

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I actually find this really great because NOBODY KNOWS who “the dark lady” is.  There are various sonnets composed for/about her, but nobody knows her identity.

We do.

I wonder if Martha ever reads that particular sonnet or hears someone reading it in a movie or on telly and just kind of smirks to herself because she knows it was written about her

i bet she feels really proud for stealing shakespeare’s heart

4 months ago on June 20th, 2014 | J | 172,601 notes

doctorwho:

missymalice:

thanks to Doctor Who, i can’t hear Toxic without thinking “Ah, yes, a traditional Earth ballad.” 

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4 months ago on June 17th, 2014 | J | 38,845 notes
burningupasun:

eastofgallifrey:

itsfuckingdistractingohgood:

eastofgallifrey:

University Study on Sexism in Doctor Who

"Fun fact, Rose’s Bechdal test score would have been in the 80′s were it not for the episodes Moffat wrote during her run."

Guys, really, you should click the link. 

“Ironically, the woman who is often propped up as proof that Steven Moffat is, in fact, not a sexist was one of the worst in terms of the Bechdel test and overall independence of thought and character. While maintaining an average speaking time, the episodes she is in only pass the Bechdel Test 57% of the time, and she herself only passes 42% of the time. She also never passes it on her own after Series 5. It is also important to note that River’s “passes” barely scraped by this test. Her passing conversations were always around three or four lines of exchange total, limited to one per episode, and were always in the presence of/with the Doctor.”

burningupasun:

eastofgallifrey:

itsfuckingdistractingohgood:

eastofgallifrey:

University Study on Sexism in Doctor Who

"Fun fact, Rose’s Bechdal test score would have been in the 80′s were it not for the episodes Moffat wrote during her run."

Guys, really, you should click the link. 

Ironically, the woman who is often propped up as proof that Steven Moffat is, in fact, not a sexist was one of the worst in terms of the Bechdel test and overall independence of thought and character. While maintaining an average speaking time, the episodes she is in only pass the Bechdel Test 57% of the time, and she herself only passes 42% of the time. She also never passes it on her own after Series 5. It is also important to note that River’s “passes” barely scraped by this test. Her passing conversations were always around three or four lines of exchange total, limited to one per episode, and were always in the presence of/with the Doctor.”

4 months ago on June 9th, 2014 | J | 38,515 notes

bookshop:

Apart from the enormous pile of evidence suggesting that Moffat would be the least-qualified showrunner in history to write a female Doctor, he seems to think it’s a matter of pride at this point to continue to uphold the bland, boring, white dude status quo. As he defensively told the audience:

"I don’t know why I’m the one who gets the grief for this. I’m the one who put the dialogue into the show to say it can happen.

"Do you know how it will happen? It will not happen that somebody sits down and says we must turn the Doctor into a woman. That is not how you cast the Doctor.

"A person will pop into the showrunner’s head and they’ll think. ‘Oh, my God, what if it was that person?’ And when that person is a woman, that’s the day it will happen."

It seems far from likely that such a person will pop into Moffat’s head. This is, after all, the same showrunner who has never hired a single female screenwriter during his reign over Doctor Who, and has only ever hired a grand total of two female directors. Hiring women just isn’t at the top of Moffat’s priority list.

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4 months ago on May 27th, 2014 | J | 92 notes
swiftwidget:

marvelousspoiler:

fighting4fantasy:

Barnes & Noble.

Their best selling books tend to deal with memory loss.

go to your room and think about what you’ve done

swiftwidget:

marvelousspoiler:

fighting4fantasy:

Barnes & Noble.

Their best selling books tend to deal with memory loss.

go to your room and think about what you’ve done

5 months ago on May 21st, 2014 | J | 98,982 notes

heartinmyheadphones:

i can’t tell where tom baker ends and the 4th doctor begins. love it.

5 months ago on May 18th, 2014 | J | 3,385 notes

Since Steven Moffat took over as Doctor Who showrunner in 2009, he has never hired a single female writer. Only once has he brought on a female director, back in season five. Needless to say, this track record only adds fuel to the ever-growing number of fans who say Moffat is taking Doctor Who in a more conservative and sexist direction.

Historically, Doctor Who has been a socially progressive show. That’s surely why so many viewers have singled out Steven Moffat for hiring such a vast number of white, male writers while female characters kept turning into flirty sidekicks and the number of non-white characters plummeted. The most popular explanation is that the vast majority of British science fiction TV writers are white men, and only the cream of that crop can be hired to work for the BBC’s flagship show.

This explanation doesn’t hold up when you consider the number of unavoidably bad episodes that were written by the show’s existing (male) writers. And besides, other successful British sci-fi/fantasy shows like Being Human, Torchwood and Merlin have all hired women to write multiple episodes in the past, and that never seemed to do them any harm.

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In other news, the sky is blue, water is wet.

5 months ago on May 1st, 2014 | J | 13,480 notes

riskpig:

clara-the-slytherin-graduate:

I find it really interesting that the historical men like Vincent Van Gogh, Winston Churchill and Richard Nixon portrayed in Moffat Who are always three dimensional and treated respectfully, while the historical women like Elizabeth the First and Nefertiti, are always love sick idiots drooling over the Doctor.

It almost seems like Moffat cannot take women seriously, even if they ruled nations.

6 months ago on April 4th, 2014 | J | 60,751 notes

inwhichifeelallthefeels:

riningear:

moffat doesn’t write plots

he writes “moments” 

then connects them when it’s convenient 

This is actually the most succinct phrasing to describe why I have a problem with Moffat…

6 months ago on March 26th, 2014 | J | 22,303 notes

asongofwinter:

amygloriouspond:

#nothing on dw will ever compare to this scene

THIS IS THE MOST EMOTIONAL SCENE IN ALL OF TV HISTORY

7 months ago on March 13th, 2014 | J | 204,675 notes
ladyshinga:

fuckyeahdiomedes:

pilgrimkitty:

agent-kim-castle:

benedictcumberbeast:

kerjenfanfic:

THE DOCTOR - A Doctor Who Spin off by Umbridge1986

‘When Donna Noble meets Melody Pond, she is drawn into an epic adventure to track down a mysterious figure known as the Doctor. Soon her Timelord memories return and with the help of Melody and Captain Jack Harkness at the underground TORCHWOOD facility, she is able to control her powers. But an evil is hunting them. Intent on tracking down the renegade Doctor and using Donna’s growing metacrisis powers for their own gain. The chase is on for Donna, Melody and Jack as terrifying Men in Black, a corrupt government official and an old enemy begin hunting the Trio down’




Oh yes! I so want this. Like you don’t even know.

No words for how much I want this.

WHY THE FUCK ISN’T THIS REAL?

Every time I see this I get sadder and sadder BECAUSE IT”S NOT REAL AND I DESIRE IT STRONGLY

ladyshinga:

fuckyeahdiomedes:

pilgrimkitty:

agent-kim-castle:

benedictcumberbeast:

kerjenfanfic:

THE DOCTOR - A Doctor Who Spin off by Umbridge1986

‘When Donna Noble meets Melody Pond, she is drawn into an epic adventure to track down a mysterious figure known as the Doctor. Soon her Timelord memories return and with the help of Melody and Captain Jack Harkness at the underground TORCHWOOD facility, she is able to control her powers. But an evil is hunting them. Intent on tracking down the renegade Doctor and using Donna’s growing metacrisis powers for their own gain. The chase is on for Donna, Melody and Jack as terrifying Men in Black, a corrupt government official and an old enemy begin hunting the Trio down’

Oh yes! I so want this. Like you don’t even know.

No words for how much I want this.

WHY THE FUCK ISN’T THIS REAL?

Every time I see this I get sadder and sadder BECAUSE IT”S NOT REAL AND I DESIRE IT STRONGLY

7 months ago on March 13th, 2014 | J | 11,749 notes

a short doctor who episode by steven moffat

coffee-iv:

[you know thing that impossible well now IT HAPPEN]

Spunky Assistant: BUT DOCTOR NO THAT IMPOSSIBLE

Doctor: YES SPUNKY ASSISTANT IT IMPOSSIBLE

[duramtic pause]

Doctor: …BUT HAPPEN

[title card doo wee ooo HAPPEN OF THE DOCTOR by STEVEN MOFFAT]

7 months ago on March 4th, 2014 | J | 83,261 notes

heatherbat:

consultingcapaldi:

the older doctors being grumpy about all the kissing in new who is my new favourite thing

thank you, sirs.

7 months ago on March 2nd, 2014 | J | 84,579 notes

hoopyfez:

timelordinadevilstrap:

Fun fact: tennant forgot his line in this scene and said this instead

WHAT

7 months ago on February 28th, 2014 | J | 161,054 notes