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vaspider:

cannibulcakester:

pragbotsfromouterspace:

Anti-Joke Thor & So-Done-With-This-Shit Tony

I don’t think anyone here understands how much I love hero. 

I NEVER love the good ones or the brawny ones. 

But I fucking love Thor. 

Because he is so fucking EARNEST. 

LOKI NO

So I read them all, all, “ha ha ha Thor is so earnest” and then I got to the end with Tony Stark and that was when I lost my shit. 

8 months ago on November 25th, 2013 | J | 99,159 notes

irosyan:

Happy Spring Festival!

福(cap) brings you Happiness.

禄(Tony) brings you Affluence.

寿(Thor) brings you Longevity.

喜(Loki) brings you Joy and…a baby.

1 year ago on February 10th, 2013 | J | 6,348 notes
a-walking-accident:


bittergrapes:




 #GREETINGS FAIR MIDGARDIAN #OBSERVE YOUR MATE #NOW MARVEL AT THOR #NOW LOOK AT YOUR MATE #LAMENTATIONS! HE IS NOT THOR #BUT IF HE BE WORTHY AND REFORMS HIS STYLING PRODUCTS OF CHOICE #HE WOULD STILL NOT BE THOR (NAY!) #BUT COULD POSSESS A MANE AS GLORIOUS AS THOR’S #GAZE UPON YOUR FEET #NOW LOOK TO THE COSMOS #YOUR LOCATION HAS CHANGED! #YOU STAND UPON A NAVAL VESSEL WITH THE ASGARDIAN YOUR MIDGARDIAN MATE COULD LIKEN HIMSELF TO #BEHOLD - SOMETHING SHIMMERS IN YOUR HAND! #(MARVEL AT THOR.) #TIS A MOLLUSC AND RARE DELICACY AND WITHIN ITS SHELL LIE TWO PASSES TO YOUR CHOICE OF ENTERTAINMENT #A TRANSFORMATION! YOUR PASSES ARE REGAL GEMSTONES! #ALL IS POSSIBLE WHEN YOUR MATE STYLES HIS MANE AFTER THOR’S #I AM RIDING MY NEPHEW #(ga-ga-ga-ga-ga-ga garnier!) 


Only Avengers thing I will ever post because OMG


that bunch of tags is the best thing in the history of things
CAN WE GET HEMSWORTH TO DO THIS HONESTLY OMG PLEASE

a-walking-accident:

bittergrapes:

Only Avengers thing I will ever post because OMG

that bunch of tags is the best thing in the history of things

CAN WE GET HEMSWORTH TO DO THIS HONESTLY OMG PLEASE

1 year ago on December 8th, 2012 | J | 48,149 notes
bonzananza:

askmamaloki:

ailurusinthetardis:

I just got home from NYCC 2012. There was a lot to see, and a TON of awesome costumes, but this is the best one BY FAR that I saw.
The fucking best.
Bravo to this person, who’s name I unfortunately did not get.

I am pleased you were amused by us!

SCREAMING OH MY GOD THIS IS THE MOST PERFECT COSPLAY I HAVE EVER SEEN AAKFJHDSKJFHSDKJH

bonzananza:

askmamaloki:

ailurusinthetardis:

I just got home from NYCC 2012. There was a lot to see, and a TON of awesome costumes, but this is the best one BY FAR that I saw.

The fucking best.

Bravo to this person, who’s name I unfortunately did not get.

I am pleased you were amused by us!

SCREAMING OH MY GOD THIS IS THE MOST PERFECT COSPLAY I HAVE EVER SEEN AAKFJHDSKJFHSDKJH

1 year ago on October 15th, 2012 | J | 8,294 notes
frankiekali:

svadilfari-the-sexy:

STILL UNACCEPTABLE.

frankiekali:

svadilfari-the-sexy:

STILL UNACCEPTABLE.

1 year ago on October 3rd, 2012 | J | 4,038 notes
kris-and-jen:

at mother’s hands…

kris-and-jen:

at mother’s hands…

1 year ago on August 9th, 2012 | J | 6,137 notes

Submission #1309

theavengersheadcanons:

During his imprisonment in Asgard, Loki managed to escape with the help of a shapeshifting spell and hid on Midgard in his new form.  In disguise, he rallied a group of villains and evil-doers, orchestrating a series of massive heists and earning the respect of the entire underground.

His code name during this sabbatical?  Bad Horse.

Submitted by kittencuffs

1 year ago on August 5th, 2012 | J | 172 notes
jillypooh:

whovian-from-whoville:

My dash is perfect.

jillypooh:

whovian-from-whoville:

My dash is perfect.

1 year ago on August 2nd, 2012 | J | 57,201 notes