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Merry Trickster
1 hour ago on May 19th, 2013 | J | 196 notes

wildandwild:

“Karl, you’re pretty close to home - being New Zealand. Must be nice to be here to do this.” [x]

3 hours ago on May 19th, 2013 | J | 2,290 notes

flatbear:

I just had the sweetest, tiniest women come into the store. They were both easily in their eighties, hair done up in curls, matching outfits, an entire barrel of perfume each. I thought, okay, they think the old toy store is still in this building…

AND THEN THEY SCHOOLED ME. I did not know Hawkgirl ever had her own miniseries. Not only did they inform me of that, but also who wrote and drew it, when it came out, and how many issues there were. They then proceeded to buy up all of our Hawkgirl, some silver age Flash, a bunch of our Batman merch, and then some.

One in particular told me that when she broke her shoulder, she had her physo-therapist put a picture of Hawkgirl up on the high wall so she could reach for it every day, to help her healing. Because, she told me, if Hawkgirl can swing a mace, she can too.

Nerds <3

5 hours ago on May 19th, 2013 | J | 1,186 notes
mairzydozydiveydoats:

By Secondlina on DeviantArt.
I’ll post this the next time people say there’s no way I’m ace because I like looking at other people.

mairzydozydiveydoats:

By Secondlina on DeviantArt.

I’ll post this the next time people say there’s no way I’m ace because I like looking at other people.

7 hours ago on May 19th, 2013 | J | 122 notes

milkforthekhorneflakes:

through-shadow:

How Animals Eat Their Food

THIS IS THE FUNNIEST THING I’VE EVER SEEN

I FUCKING DIED AT KANGAROO

8 hours ago on May 19th, 2013 | J | 619,677 notes

archiemcphee:

Depending on the purity of your heart, or perhaps simply whether or not you know the residents, this incredibly awesome dragon gate either bars the entrance or grants access to the Harlech House, located in Goatstown, Dublin, Ireland.

[via Technabob]

It’s Wonderful Winged Creatures Day on Geyser of Awesome!

10 hours ago on May 19th, 2013 | J | 1,108 notes

The Brave and the Bold

matthewbogart:

I recently posted a link on Facebook to this petition regarding the redesign of Merida from “Brave” that Disney is reportedly doing to include her in the Disney Princess line and I got this response.

> “I don’t get the hoopla over this. Apart from wearing a different outfit and being drawn by a different artist, I don’t really see a difference. Is it that a woman without a weapon is weak?”

Character design matters.

If there’s one thing the character design class I took in college stressed more than anything else it’s that a good character design informs the viewer who the character is, what they are like. What they wear, how they stand, how they do their hair, the shape of their face, their standard expressions, what they carry with them, these are all vital decisions in a good design.

Few have embraced this philosophy more wholeheartedly than Disney. Take a look at some of these designs and think about how well the designer conveys the basic concepts of the character through the design alone.

(source)

Disney knows how to do this and their choices are deliberate. A misstep in the design of a character can make the difference between one that is marketable and one that is not. That’s extremely important to Disney, and a task that they do not treat cavalierly. If you have to sum up the character in just one image, like you often have to do with marketing materials or toys, qualities like the ones listed above are the only tools you have.

Artistic Interpretations

(source)

The argument that a character always looks somewhat different when a different artist draws them doesn’t apply when your’e talking about Disney. If you think I’m wrong, think of how many drawings you’ve seen Disney publish of Mickey Mouse, Donald Duck, Aladdin, or Woody that look exactly like they did in the movies. While things like comics have some leeway to veer off model a bit, marketing materials need to match as closely as possible to key images and are scrutinized by Disney for inaccuracies. I’ve had friends who have drawn licensed properties professionally and, in general, if you aren’t able to keep your drawing “on model” you aren’t going to keep working on the project. The point being that the changes in the design of Merida were most likely not a decision made by an individual artist on a whim, but something that Disney has signed off on.

An Experiment

Think about the choices that were made in designing the original Merida and the ones that were made in the redesign.

If you were asked to design a character that was a beautiful, rough and tumble, scottish adventurer who was technically a princess but rebelled against the frill, pomp, and sexisim that came with her post, what are some good choices you could make?

  • You could dress her in a plain green wool dress that fits with her earthy surroundings.
  • You could give her a wide, plain face, and the expressions of a normal attractive girl; likely avoiding the full red lips, thick eyelashes, or pointed jaw that you might find on a princesses such as, say, Cinderella.
  • You could make her standard postures and facial expressions defiant, strong, and powerful.
  • You could give her a weapon and you could make it one of her defining characteristics. If you really wanted to drive the point home, you could make her weapon a defining element of the plot and marketing of the film.

Now, let’s say you were given the task of taking the established Merida design from the film and re-imagining her to more closely resemble the typical damsel in distress that the Disney princess line seems to champion. What choices could you make given that she still needs to be recognizable as the character from the movie?

  • Perhaps you could take her plain wool dress and make it a beautiful gown. You could take the earthy green color and change it to a shimmering turquoise, cover it with sparkles, and drop the neckline over the shoulders.
  • You could add intricate gold embellishment wherever possible including an elaborate foot wide band around the hem of her dress.
  • You could drastically thin her waist and face and thicken her eyelashes.
  • You would have to remove her bow and pouch full of arrows, replacing the strap that held the arrows in place with a wide belt and giant gold belt buckle.
  • Attached to the buckle you could put a shimmering turquoise scarf.
  • You could change her standard postures and facial expressions from aggressive, assertive, and defiant to sassy, cute, and submissive.

Do the above descriptions sound like something the character from the film would be excited about?

Who would win in a fight, Bruce Wayne or Disney Princess Merida?

Now, you could point out that the redesign isn’t that much of a stretch. Merida does wear a more glamorous gown in the movie that does, with the help of an excruciatingly painful corset, make her appear much thinner. She is sometimes sassy. Both points are true and a good choice for the filmmakers to have made. Allowing a character to have multiple different qualities, sometimes contradictory, can make a story better, but we’re not talking about a story in this circumstance. We’re talking about marketing.

When you market a character you have to boil them down to their essential elements. Take Batman for example. Bruce Wayne can sometimes be dressed to the nines; handsome and glamorous, but when you choose the images you’re going to use to market Batman those qualities don’t come up so much. You want Batman to be strong, heroic, aggressive, adventurous, and sometimes menacing. That’s why the children’s section at Walmart has a lot of things that look like this:

and less that look like this:

Merida was originally marketed similarly. She was depicted in trailers and posters as strong, determined, adventurous, beautiful, and heroic.

This redesign de-emphasizes those qualities and pushes for a Merida that is more glamorous, sassy, and passive.

I drew a brief sketch of a corresponding version of Batman:

Here’s a link to that petition again.


UPDATE: 05–15–2013 I added a line to the paragraph about being on model to clarify that the individual illustrator most likely didn’t make these changes on a whim.

12 hours ago on May 19th, 2013 | J | 741 notes
neverexplore:

Someone’s gonna get fired.

neverexplore:

Someone’s gonna get fired.

14 hours ago on May 19th, 2013 | J | 18,784 notes
[Cards Against Humanity’s] business plan has the sophistication of a lemonade stand.
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The Chicago Sun Times (via maxistentialist)

I wouldn’t have it any other way.

(via spacetronaut)

Makes sense; their game has the sophistication of a lemonade stand. And that’s why they’re so damn successful lol

(via psdo)

16 hours ago on May 19th, 2013 | J | 156 notes

devildoll:

here we have a picture of a majestic national treasure and the Washington Monument

18 hours ago on May 19th, 2013 | J | 5,276 notes
feriowind:

Not actual high heel shoes, but I thought this was something that Tony would do so I wanted to draw it… ;w;

feriowind:

Not actual high heel shoes, but I thought this was something that Tony would do so I wanted to draw it… ;w;

21 hours ago on May 18th, 2013 | J | 1,751 notes

Here is the thing, okay? Coming into a feminist conversation with, “Have you considered that sometimes women acquire free drinks at bars?” is like walking into graduate school during Philosophy finals and saying, “Have you considered that the color blue that I see may not be the color blue that you see?”

Imagine you are the guy who just walked into that Philosophy class and laid that shit down. Imagine the class full of students who have worked very hard and committed themselves and sacrificed to be here, students who have spent several years of their lives learning about this subject. Imagine now their feelings when you go to the head of the classroom with a smirk on your face and demand the professor give you an A for effort. Imagine now that they think you are a douchebag asshole, because they do, and because you are. You are a douchebag asshole because you are obviously so self-centered, arrogant, and completely ignorant of the world around you, that you thought you could walk into a high-level course with no background and no work and say something profoundly simplistic and totally unrelated and also everybody should congratulate you for having done this thing, so brave, so provocative.
[….]
You are not asking us a real question. You are simply illustrating, for all to see, your own ignorance. You are saying, “I have not considered the implications of the question I have just asked. I have not taken the time nor effort nor commitment to sit down and ask myself this question. Instead, I have come into your philosophy classroom/office/feminist blog and shat out my question with a smirk, because I believe that my two seconds of thought are worth more than your long-term analysis, because I believe I am worth more.”

23 hours ago on May 18th, 2013 | J | 7,528 notes
inky-petrel:

thisisevenharderthannamingablog:

goforthemanboob:

zan77:

roboticonography:

dianariggslegs:

helloimcaptainjack:

blainesparkles:

lauren-wishes-she-was-a-potter:

heymallory:

“There was a noise of battle, and the cries of dying men and shattered horses.”
WOW.

“He didn’t even use his handkerchief”
It could work

“It was hot as hell and the windows were all steamy.”
I KID YOU NOT, PAGE 35 The Catcher in the Rye
FUCK

“‘I did it!’ she cried.”
omg

“I’LL EAT YOU!”

“The force is just the gravitational pull that Superman (as well as every other person) feels.”

‘I only saw a little of it, but enough to know that Gabriel Alarcon had been replaced by a black girl whose skin was slathered with some kind of oil that made her look like a statue.’

“My God,” Veronica said. “Russian?”

When this statement executes, the value of the expression to the right of the assignment operator, =, is calculated, and the result is stored in the variable that appears to the left of the = sign.
(Normally I don’t do these meme things, but in this case I was amused.)

Humans suffering from a conflict of signals aren’t the best people to be holding guns, especially when they’ve just witnessed a natural childbirth, which definitely looked an un-American way of bringing new citizens into the world.
(…no.  Just no.)

&#8220;Did you find what you were looking for, Lord Darcy?&#8221; the priest asked in a low tone.

inky-petrel:

thisisevenharderthannamingablog:

goforthemanboob:

zan77:

roboticonography:

dianariggslegs:

helloimcaptainjack:

blainesparkles:

lauren-wishes-she-was-a-potter:

heymallory:

“There was a noise of battle, and the cries of dying men and shattered horses.”

WOW.

“He didn’t even use his handkerchief”

It could work

“It was hot as hell and the windows were all steamy.”

I KID YOU NOT, PAGE 35 The Catcher in the Rye

FUCK

“‘I did it!’ she cried.”

omg

“I’LL EAT YOU!”

“The force is just the gravitational pull that Superman (as well as every other person) feels.”

‘I only saw a little of it, but enough to know that Gabriel Alarcon had been replaced by a black girl whose skin was slathered with some kind of oil that made her look like a statue.’

“My God,” Veronica said. “Russian?”

When this statement executes, the value of the expression to the right of the assignment operator, =, is calculated, and the result is stored in the variable that appears to the left of the = sign.

(Normally I don’t do these meme things, but in this case I was amused.)

Humans suffering from a conflict of signals aren’t the best people to be holding guns, especially when they’ve just witnessed a natural childbirth, which definitely looked an un-American way of bringing new citizens into the world.

(…no.  Just no.)

“Did you find what you were looking for, Lord Darcy?” the priest asked in a low tone.

1 day ago on May 18th, 2013 | J | 66,285 notes
plays

archiemcphee:

Redditor Funkopolis shared this amazing video, which was recorded by the dashboard camera of a Portland, OR police cruiser. What begins as an officer’s straightforward pursuit of a speeding driver quickly turns into something completely awesome.

We don’t want to spoil the surprise. Just watch and smile.

[via Reddit]

1 day ago on May 18th, 2013 | J | 272 notes

superwizardmagic:

Iron Man 3 and The Incredibles parallels - 1/?

SO GLAD I WASN’T THE ONLY ONE WHO REALIZED THIS

1 day ago on May 18th, 2013 | J | 77,851 notes